HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE AND PROVE YOU'RE A GEEK

1. Go to an organic foods store and ask for a benzene soda.
2. Order a glass of hydroxyl acid at a restaurant
3. Carry a wallet sized copy of the periodic table of the elements with you at all times. Display it anytime someone asks for your ID card.
4. Enter into a discussion of weight VS. mass anytime someone tells you how much they weigh. Make sure to discuss force during the process.
   
5. Bitch-slap anyone who says any given product is "light years ahead of its time."