Things to do today.

1. Allow myself to be offended by a random blog posting. Write the responsible blogger and tell her that chickens is people too.
2. Initiate my plan to get invited to be a guest on Glenn Beck. I want to be just like him when I grow up.
3. Initiate my plan to be interviewed by Al Franken. Iwant to be just like him when I grow up.
4. Learn to play the glockenspiel.
5. Fail miserably at 2-4 above and blame the blog posting that offended me for said failure.