Easily Influenced

I sit here watching television and have the sudden urge to run out and buy a box of lavender lilac Gain laundry detergent and a vanilla whatever Swiffer. Unfortunately, I will not have any money left after I buy a Clapper. It's probably all for the best as the vapors from the detergent could mix with the vapors from the Swiffer and have the same result as mixing bleach with ammonia. I wonder when they will come out with scents for men. They could have beer and pizza scented soaps, and motor oil and tire rubber after shave.