Emails Not To Send.

Note to self:
Refrain from sending following email friends who are visiting China:

Dear Friend,
Please adjust spellings as we discussed prior to your departure.
Thank you for financing my recent trip to the city pound where I was able to LIBERATE an INDEPENDANT minded LHASA apso from its' OPRESSORS. I have named it DOLLY. I enjoy watching it bark at the neighbors LLAMAS.

Thankfully,

Ty and Bette

The authorities there may not understand my sense of humor.